Geese the band

A dog comes up to you, but it's not a real dog. It's a corgi or something, some infeebled pure bred hunk of shit that can't breathe or walk straight. A cat comes up to you. It's just a cat.

Your mother mentions, unprompted, that many of Epstein victims were teenagers and that they knew what they were getting into. You ask who told her that.

There's a band, a new band. I think, first thing, this is for girls. They're playing SNL. People are talking about them as if they exist. They are playing Governor's Ball, an NYPD honeypot built to hand underage Upper East Siders possesion charges. They are functionally at the level of Ashlee Simpson 20 years ago but at least she could fucking dance. The stupid fucking faces of this stupid fucking band are everywhere all the time.

Rock is back! Again! 8th time now! If someone says that to you they are a moron. I'm just glad kids are in bands again, says Adam friedland to Mj Lenderman whose name sounds like a cult member from Programmed to Kill. By Kids He Mean Brooklynite Do Nothings With Koch Money. Because Kids Have Always Been In Bands, They Just Dont Touch Billboard. Of Course, There Are Grass Roots Stories On BillBoard. Did You Know Lucki Has Charted Top 10 Billboard On Every Record Hes Released. Bands Anymore. Hahaha. Lucki Has Had 80 Times The Success Of Charli And He Doesnt Write Substacks About Himself All Day. Girl Get a Job.

Why would I listen to that garbage? No one ever showed it to me. I never heard it in a 300 view Nashville skate shop video. I never met the drummer's son. And it's not good. There's no pig squealing, no gun bars, none of those disgusting goo sounds Zack Vilere puts on every record. So why would I listen to it? No Nick Mullen cosign. No skate footage, actual skate footage, not even that stiff footed Levi 510 horseshit kickflipping on 8mm outside the tour bus, from anybody in the band. I dont even care that bands cant even afford to play shows anymore.

I'm mad Luke Lund had a pro model snowboard from Salomon this year in every shop in the country and he still has to work his tree climbing job all summer. Kids on Rome don't get paid and they get their boards made in FUCKING DUBAI! YOU CAN'T PAY THE KIDS IN THE VIDEO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIDECKER! OH BUT THE FUCKING ROME BOOTS ARE COMING BACK! AND OUTERWEAR! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE BRADEN HOBAN OFF EMERICA IN LESS THAN A YEAR!