Man, I just love clothes and old movies and Geese (tm). I love wearing Salmon Trail Shoes and off-the-rack linen suiting. I have grey in my beard and describe things as swaggy. I field 423 marketing emails everyday from the worst brands ever. My newsletter graces the inboxes of Kim Kardashian, Uma Thurman's ugly son, Cameron Winter from Geese, Hunter Biden, and a bunch of Asian women. I've met Hunter, and I think he's relatable and down to Earth.1 My newsletter features screenshots from tiktoks as anecdotal evidence for retarded observations that make you go "Hmm."
I am a demonic salesman of useless trinkets for boring suicidal white people. Short ties and designer furniture for those who have no lasting interest in ANYTHING. For people who earnestly wonder "Oh what should I put on my wall in my 10000 square foot DuMBo Bach Pad so that my Princeton friends think I'm smart. What Hi-Fi set up should I put together to drag a conical needle across Geese's Getting Killed and OK Computer." A man without gaming console, a woman without Blu-Ray player, a cat who still eats canned fish. Palestinian doctors are being raped to death in jail but you need to know if the new Arctyrex approach shoes are cool.2
If you find yourself hyped about a fashion newsletter I'd advise you quit your job at Women's Wear Daily and jump down one of those yellow chutes construction workers throw down asbestos-laden drywall bits. Your stupid culottes will parachute you probably. Your Online Ceramics Vampire Weekend tour tee. You are a big doofus and probably an unmarriable pickleball-playing drunk.
Listening to qobuz in the morning. Listening to jazz on the hifi. Woohoo.
Great. Every screen in new york is showing a mid olivia wilde feature and BRAVO NOLAN. Spiderman 5. I truly have never wanted to see a movie less than The Odyssey 3. They are showing it 11 times at VILLAGE EAST today in three formats. VILLAGE EAST is spitting distance from a Regal and two AMCs but god forbid they give any ground to those guys by showing something that doesnt blow chunks. I want to see the stupid maeby stoner thing.
I broke my GPU. Maybe not. I want to build a pc so the next time I fry a component i can replace it.Shooting for 90 fps in Cyberpunk on medium settings. I want to run Shredders 2 at 90 fps and that's gonna be Unity probably. Don't need more than that, there are no new games that are good and demanding graphically 4 and poorly optimized Unreal and Unity indie games would run okay. Those are the only games I play. The last game that even remotely pushed my notebook 2060 was Hitman III and it wasn't that bad, even on the berlin level where there are like 400 people walking around berghein at once. If I can't fix this pc, maybe I run a Thug Pro server off it or something lol. Turn it into a streamer box.
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Let's describe the son of the most powerful man in history as a "crackhead" because he used to use like 400 years ago and got fappeninged by james okeefe ↩
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They are absolutely not cool. What the fuck is wrong with you. ↩
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Zendaya is in it. She has i write emails face bro. Like Telemachus says "you have the eyes of athena" and then Zendaya does the Rue "huh?" face ↩
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Skin Deep runs on idtech4. the Quake 4 engine bro. It's older than I am. ↩